Barney Frank Present During "Partner's" Arrest

Reports are coming out that Bawney Fwank was pwesent when his partner was awested for marijuana possession in 2007. Fwank stated he had no idea that his boyfwiend had a pot plants in the backyard because he is not a "gweat outdoowsman". Congwessman Fwank also didn't wecognize the dwug pawaphernalia that was lying awound the house.

You have to love when politicians just spew this complete nonsense to try and remain completely innocent. Why couldn't Bawney Fwank just man up and explain he knew that his boyfwiend was smoking pot all the time and argue it should be legalized? Perhaps because he's a democwat, and democwats don't know how to tell the twuth.

Bawney Fwank Supports Internet Gambling

A Democratic congressman at the World Series of Poker to rally support for legalizing and regulating Internet gambling says he thinks he can get a bill passed by next year. Rep. Barney Frank of Massachusetts told nearly 1,700 players Sunday at the no-limit Texas Hold 'em main event that he viewed Internet gambling as a right that must be protected.

No word yet on whether Bawney Fwank wants to legalize the prostitution ring that his gay lover ran illegally out of Frwank's apartment, but you can bet that's coming.