Merry Obamamas?

So today we celebrate the birth of our savior, Barack Obama.

Do we say "Merry Obamamas" or "Happy Obamamas?"

Obama worship has developed into its own sort of religion from a group of anti-religious people. Do we consider this a religious holiday or an anti-religious holiday?

I wonder if instead of a gift exchange, the appropriate gesture would be to take some money out of the pockets of your friends and relatives and give that money to someone else (or keep it yourself).

So many questions.